Addicted to VH1
Have you seen the new shows Rock of Love & The Pick Up Artist? These shows are the most genius inventions since I Love New York and The Surreal Life.
Rock of Love:
Bret Michaels (singer of POISON!) is looking for love a la VH1 dating game style. As you would expect, the girls are insane, Bret is turned on by everything (she's psycho but that turns me on) and the best quote "don't threaten me with a good time" really bring the show together. You also get to experience Bret's amazing fashion sense including his addiction to cowboy hats and bandannas.
The Pick Up Artist
Some lame-o named Mystery (he's a magician) studied human psychology and patented a way to pick up girls. Apparently, him and his wing-men (J-Dog & Manta Ray or something like that) go around the world and teach dudes how to pick up chicks. Sounds like an awesome job. Anywhen, this show is so amusing because look at this guy...
Are those tanning goggles in Photo 1? His look is part of his "peacock" which makes you stand out from the crowd and gets the ladies interested. I don't know about you ladies but I think we're all laughing at you, not with you. Seriously, watch this show to see his plethora of furry and feathery hats and jackets. Oh, and don't forget all the goggles & DJ headphones, you never know when you might need to impromptu DJ while skydiving.